diff --git a/apps/web/src/components/ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification.tsx b/apps/web/src/components/ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification.tsx
deleted file mode 100644
index c5be98b4a4af3..0000000000000
--- a/apps/web/src/components/ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification.tsx
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,82 +0,0 @@
-import { useAtomValue } from "@effect/atom-react";
-import { PROVIDER_DISPLAY_NAMES } from "@t3tools/contracts";
-import { useEffect, useRef } from "react";
-
-import { writeTextToClipboard } from "../hooks/useCopyToClipboard";
-import { primaryServerProvidersAtom } from "../state/server";
-import { CommandBlock } from "./CommandBlock";
-import { ProviderInstanceIcon } from "./chat/ProviderInstanceIcon";
-import {
-  collectProviderUpdateCandidates,
-  isProviderUpdateActive,
-} from "./ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification.logic";
-import { toastManager } from "./ui/toast";
-
-/** Announce each available provider version once per client session, using the server's command. */
-export function ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification() {
-  const providers = useAtomValue(primaryServerProvidersAtom);
-  const shown = useRef(new Set<string>());
-  const notices = useRef(new Map<string, ReturnType<typeof toastManager.add>>());
-
-  // oxlint-disable-next-line t3code/no-unreasoned-state-sync -- reconciles server version advisories with the external toast manager
-  useEffect(() => {
-    const candidates = collectProviderUpdateCandidates(providers).filter(
-      (provider) => !isProviderUpdateActive(provider),
-    );
-    const active = new Set(
-      candidates.map((provider) => `${provider.driver}:${provider.versionAdvisory.latestVersion}`),
-    );
-    for (const [key, id] of notices.current) {
-      if (!active.has(key)) {
-        toastManager.close(id);
-        notices.current.delete(key);
-      }
-    }
-    for (const provider of candidates) {
-      const advisory = provider.versionAdvisory;
-      const key = `${provider.driver}:${advisory.latestVersion}`;
-      const command = advisory.updateCommand;
-      if (shown.current.has(key) || command === null) continue;
-      shown.current.add(key);
-      const name = PROVIDER_DISPLAY_NAMES[provider.driver] ?? provider.driver;
-      const current = advisory.currentVersion ?? provider.version;
-      notices.current.set(
-        key,
-        toastManager.add({
-          type: "info",
-          title: `${name} ${advisory.latestVersion} is available`,
-          description: current
-            ? `You're on ${current}. New sessions will use the updated provider.`
-            : "New sessions will use the updated provider.",
-          timeout: 0,
-          actionProps: {
-            children: "Copy update command",
-            onClick: () => {
-              void writeTextToClipboard(command, "update command");
-            },
-          },
-          data: {
-            variant: "notification",
-            leadingIcon: (
-              <ProviderInstanceIcon
-                driverKind={provider.driver}
-                displayName={name}
-                className="size-4.5"
-              />
-            ),
-            body: <CommandBlock command={command} compact />,
-          },
-        }),
-      );
-    }
-  }, [providers]);
-
-  // oxlint-disable-next-line t3code/no-unreasoned-state-sync -- removes this coordinator's external notices when its authenticated shell unmounts
-  useEffect(() => {
-    const owned = notices.current;
-    return () => {
-      for (const id of owned.values()) toastManager.close(id);
-    };
-  }, []);
-  return null;
-}
diff --git a/apps/web/src/routes/__root.tsx b/apps/web/src/routes/__root.tsx
index b4295dec9d5ce..3e8a763e5febf 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/routes/__root.tsx
+++ b/apps/web/src/routes/__root.tsx
@@ -32,7 +32,6 @@ import { DesktopWebLinkCoordinator } from "../components/desktop/DesktopWebLinkC
 import { RunningThreadKeepAlive } from "../components/desktop/RunningThreadKeepAlive";
 import { ReopenClosedViewShortcut } from "../components/ReopenClosedViewShortcut";
 import { ProjectCloneToastCoordinator } from "../components/ProjectCloneToastCoordinator";
-import { ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification } from "../components/ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification";
 import { ChatGptWelcomeCoordinator } from "../components/settings/ChatGptWelcomeCoordinator";
 import { ThemeEditorHost } from "../components/settings/ThemeEditorHost";
 import { useCopyToClipboard } from "../hooks/useCopyToClipboard";
@@ -191,7 +190,6 @@ function RootRouteBranch() {
       <CustomSnoozeDialogHost />
       <GuestShareDialogHost />
       <ProjectCloneToastCoordinator />
-      <ProviderUpdateLaunchNotification />
       <AddProjectToMachineDialogHost />
       {import.meta.env.DEV && primaryEnvironmentAuthenticated ? <DevReplayHost /> : null}
       {primaryEnvironmentAuthenticated ? <EventRouter /> : null}